Top 9 Funny Valentines Card UK – Seasonal Greeting Cards

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1. Dedimi

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Dedimi #ad - Size - cards 140mm x 140mm, envelopes 145mm x 145mm - UK Post Letter size. Valentine’s card for wife - luxury Card - Manufactured and Printed in the UK on the finest 280gsm board. Envelope included - All of our cards comes with White envelopes FSC. Valentine card - Funny card designed in the UK. Design: sentimental, Thoughtful, Affectionate.
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Part NumberVD0022 Snoring

2. Wanky Candles

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Wanky Candles #ad - Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one!???? We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! Designed and printed in the UK. Free next working day delivery. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion.
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ManufacturerSpecial Days Invitations #ad
Height0.02 cm (0.01 Inches)
Length10 cm (3.94 Inches)
Weight0.06 kg (0.13 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Numberb2

3. Peachy Antics

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Peachy Antics #ad - Blank inside to write your own message. A5 size and FSC regulated. Cellophane packed for added protection and comes with an envelope inside for you to send the card. A bold and vibrant matt finish print.
BrandPeachy Antics #ad
ManufacturerWall Smart Designs #ad
Height21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Length15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Width0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Part NumberWSD_PC205
ModelWSD_PC205

4. Stuff4

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Birthday Anniversary Card Husband from Wife Girlfriend, Funny Valentines Card for Him, I Love You with All of My Bum, Valentine's Day Card for Boyfriend Partner Fiance, 145mm x 145mm Greeting Cards

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Stuff4 #ad - No ink smudges: there is nothing worse than writing inside a card to find that the shiny surface makes the ink smudge. I would say heart, boyfriend, Girlfriend, then then this happy birthday card is bound to make them laugh. The uncoated side will absorb more of the ink from your pen to make smudging a thing of the past.

Sizes: greeting card = 145mm x 145mm, envelope = 155mm x 155mm, card weight 300gsm, Card Thickness = 360 micron. Made and quality checked in the uk: we print and manufacture all our product right her in the UK so you can be sure of a fast turnaround and a product that is expertly made. Make them laugh with this funny valentines card: this exceptional quality valentines day card for him shows the design "I Love You with All of My Bum. What do you get: the card is printed on one side and blank on the inside to allow you to write your very own message.

Supplied with a coloured gummed envelope to complement the design and ready to be sealed and sent in the post. If you are looking for funny anniversary greetings cards for men, Partner or Companion. Not just for relationship gifts for men this could also be for Husband, But My Bum Is Bigger!". Husband valentines day card, valentines card for him. The unique fun design is printed on a specially sourced and environmentally responsible board.
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ManufacturerStuff4 Ltd. #ad
Part NumberGCARD-145-LOVEYOUWITH-BUM-FBA
ModelGCARD-145-LOVEYOUWITH-BUM-FBA

5. Cheeky Chops

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Cheeky Chops #ad - Designed and printed in the UK. Blank inside - leaving plenty of room for you to write your own personal message - just make sure it is a nice one!???? We also include a funny tip sheet to help you write the perfect card! Free next working day delivery. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion.
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ManufacturerCheeky Chops Cards #ad
Height0.05 cm (0.02 Inches)
Length20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Numberf15
Modela39

6. Cheeky Chops

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Cheeky Chops #ad - Large a5 cards printed on quality 350gsm card & comes with kraft envelopes. Carefully packaged in clear cello bag for protection. Blank inside for your own message. Next working day dispatch on all greetings cards.
BrandCheeky Chops #ad
ManufacturerCheeky Chops Cards #ad
Height0.05 cm (0.02 Inches)
Length20 cm (7.87 Inches)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Numberf15
Modelv8

7. Punkcards

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Punkcards #ad - We have 1000s of designs available along with mugs and gifts. Perfect for your brother, husband, sister, boyfriend, wife, mum mom or dad. Original celebration card - you won't find this unique design anywhere else. Comes with contrasting envelope to complement the bright design! Valentine’s cards, birthday cards, mothers cards and gifts - our greeting cards measure 145 x 150mm and are printed on super high quality 400gsm recycled stock Cards and envelopes are FSC certified stock perfect for writing your Valentines Day message.

Funny valentines cards for him - blank inside so that you can write your own personal message. Find anything you need for any occasion from birthday, anniversary, thank you cards, and more.

Valentine’s day cards for her - celebrate that special day with your loved one and put a smile on his or her face with our very humorous and funny romantic love greetings cards made with sustainable materials to minimise environmental impact. All of our greeting cards are specially designed and printed in the Jewellery Quarter, Birmingham, United Kingdom by Punkcards! About us - at punkcards we are designing and printing greetings cards since 2016.
BrandPunkcards #ad
ManufacturerPunk Cards Ltd #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Width15.5 cm (6.1 Inches)
Part NumberVF-019

8. LimaLima

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Funny Valentines Card For Husband Boyfriend Maybe Girlfriend Or Wife?!, Your Farts Stink!

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LimaLima #ad - Valentines card for him, husband, boyfriend, Wife Or Girlfriend - Your Farts Stink!. Packaging - packed in a cellobag and dispatched in a hard back envelope to ensure the card arrives in perfect condition. Quality - professionally printed on thick 300 gsm card with a matt finish. Size - a5 when folded lots of space to add your own personal greeting. Envelope - included high quality, with the colour matching the card design & occasion.
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ManufacturerLimaLima #ad
Height0.2 cm (0.08 Inches)
Length21 cm (8.27 Inches)
Weight0.02 kg (0.04 Pounds)
Width15 cm (5.91 Inches)
Part Number0243

9. Second Ave Gift Company

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Second Ave Funny Life Over Again Birthday Valentine Card for Him/Her

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Second Ave Gift Company #ad - Perfect for many occasions. Cards are made from FSC certified card and are fully recyclable. Search for second Ave Gift Company to see our full range of gift ideas. Card size: 210mm x 148mm. Premium quality, printed on 350GSM linen card. Made by second ave gift company in our Essex based workshop. Cards are left blank in the middle and come with an envelope. Funny 'if i had my life over again' card.
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ManufacturerSecond Ave Gift Company #ad
Part NumberSA-GENCARD006